Quacked on from a great height
Monday, 30th March 2009
Usually I couldn’t give a flying duck about water birds or their habits, but having been on the receiving end of a vicious low flying duck guano attack over the weekend, I find myself wondering when duck shooting season might start, (’shoot’ being the only non-swear word that flew out of my mouth during the aforementioned incident). From now on I’ll have my ducks porcelain.
ROBERT GORDON FLYING DUCK SET $59.95 FROM MAC PELICAN
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Archive for May, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
:: Quacked on from a great height ::
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
~ Michi Girl Love ~
Hit the buttis
Monday, 2nd March 2009
It’s never a good idea to bottle things up, unless the things you’re bottling include any of the following:
a) jelly beans
b) ginger beer
c) inappropriate urges to inform people of the Latin origins of wordsFor example, bottle: from the Latin buttis. See what I mean? It can open up a can of worms. All this repression can drive a gal to drink.
BEAUTIFUL BONE CHINA MILK BOTTLES FROM MAC PELICAN $19.95.
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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Tuesday, 24th February 2009
Oh Boy!
The only thing worse than a bathroom in a boys-only house is the bathroom corridor by The Toff’s band room. It stinks like a pack of giant stinking wildcats has sprayed in there. Or worse. It induces dry wretching and wry facial contortions as punters emerge from the funk hiding behind those pretty velvet curtains. Boy Bathroom Spray, anyone? Come on fellas, give it a go. You stink.
BOY BATHROOM SPRAY FROM MAC PELICAN. 842 GLENFERRIE ROAD. HAWTHORN. PH: 9818 8805
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